hispanic at the disco
"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks