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about me

hello friends my name is anita and pls dont look at my theme it's under construction

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fennecwolfox:


oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

everytimeidiabetes:

damnitsjosh:

everytimeidiabetes:

Swag Money stars in the new exciting film called who said that

Did you name your kitten Swag Money…

her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short

#a cat  

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

pun

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

#same  
clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked